Take Me Up On The Wheel.
Saturday, July 29, 2006,

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess was kidnapped by a dragon.

The dragon was a fearsome one, and the princess was frightened.

The dragon threw her into a dark cave, and dared any bold adventurer to save her.

Then one day, a knight in shining armour came riding on a dashing white horse.

The knight fought the dragon, and the battle was the stuff of legends.

The knight finally slew the dragon, and rescued the princess from that dark, lonely cave.

"You're my hero!" She cried as she rode off on his white horse.

The knight said nothing, and rode on with stunning air of nobility and chivalry.

She had fallen wildly in love with him.

He brought her to his castle, and she made a tall tower with a great view her home.

They lived happily ever after.

Or so you thought.

The knight went away after that.

Probably slaying other dragons, and saving other princesses, she thought.

The knight came back, and went away.

The knight returned, then left once more.

This continued for many years, and the beautiful princess grew bored.

She longed for his touch once more.

So she locked herself into her tall tower, and turned her refuge into a cage.

She then made her own dark, lonely cave, high up in the tower.

"Maybe he will save me again," she thought.

Just like before.

She waited and waited.

She got more and more desperate.

"My love will come save me!" She cried.

She took chalk, and drew large pictures of horrifying monsters and dragons all over her walls.

"Save me, oh save me, my love!"

She screamed, "Oh, the terror!"

And when she ran out of chalk, she cut herself, and used blood to continue drawing.

This continued for a long time, during which the knight never returned.

She finally ran out of wall space.

She screamed out the window for her one true love.

She made herself a necklace with her bedsheets, and threw herself off the ledge.

The knight returned, with a beautiful princess in tow.

"Who is that hanging over the wall?" She asked the knight, puzzled.

The knight said nothing, and rode on with stunning air of nobility and chivalry.

She had fallen wildly in love with him...

9:46 PM